Maybe a new version of the KillDashNine rap song could do the trick ? http://www.monzy.com/intro/killdashnine_lyrics.html
Alternate lyrics proposal: "Close Java ! No more community mind ! I say Close Java, and your money is mine ! I say Close Java 'cause that MY product alright, So don't step out of line or else it's Close Java !" On Monday, 7 February 2011, Casper Bang <[email protected]> wrote: > Hmmm what was that band called that performed "I'd rather get a > vasectomy than writing objective C"... anyone? > > On Feb 7, 3:22 pm, Chris Adamson <[email protected]> wrote: >> Royalties be damned (you guys aren't sending a check to Styx every >> time you play "Mr. Roboto", I'm sure), here are my nominations for a >> theme song / jingle for what seems to be an increasingly common >> segment wherein Oracle pisses off the Java community: >> >> 1. "Oops, I Did It Again" by Brtitney Spears. Painful, but obvious. >> >> 2. "Nice Guys Finish Last" by Green Day. Pretty much sums up their >> corporate philosophy, but maybe doesn't intro the topic so well. Could >> be an outro. >> >> 3. "He's Evil" by the Kinks, intercut with Larry Ellison sound clips. >> Pick up from the chorus and this is self-explanatory. Bonus: you can >> re-use the same gimmick for Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer, and whoever >> else is on the Java Community's enemies list this week. >> >> Other ideas? >> >> --Chris > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "The Java Posse" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/javaposse?hl=en. > > -- Romain PELISSE, *"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" -- Terry Pratchett* http://belaran.eu/wordpress/belaran -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "The Java Posse" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/javaposse?hl=en.
