What about the daughter? -----Original Message----- From: JAWS-Users-List [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of David Ferrin Sent: Thursday, April 06, 2017 5:30 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [JAWS-Users] Keyboard & JAWS
Oh my, like I said before we need to get you a hobby. The irony if you will folks is that I was an instructor at our local community college for three years. Mike, what are we going to do with you? Well enough fun at this hour of the morning, 6:28 A. M. is so early the sun isn't even up yet. -----Original Message----- From: Mike B. Sent: Thursday, April 6, 2017 1:16 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [JAWS-Users] Keyboard & JAWS Sorry Folks, Posted the wrong.... Hi All, A little out of the ordinary, but we do need to have some fun from time to time! Enjoy! Keyboard For a computer programming class, running Windows 7 & Jaws 18, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face. She called the teacher, Professor Ferrin, over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher, Professor Ferrin, tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced. I started to type, "Leave me alone!" They both jumped back, silenced. "Whaa??", Professor Ferrin blubbered. Then I typed, "I said leave me alone!" The kid got really upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I swear!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and Eloquence Beginner Highest, went on for an amazing five minutes. Me: "Don't touch me!" Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit your keys that hard." Me: "Who do you think you are anyway?!" Etc. Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair laughing. After they had realised what I had done, they both turned beet red. Funny, I never got more than a C- in that JAWS certification class, & I've now been put on moderated status, if not kicked off the list! Take care. Mike Sent from my iBarstool. Go Dodgers! Early to bed, early to rise, keep my iHemorrhoids from being a surprise. ----- Original Message ----- From: Mike B. To: Jaws-Users List Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2017 9:42 PM Subject: [JAWS-Users] Keyboard & JAWS Hi All, A little out of the ordinary, but we do need to have some fun from time to time! Enjoy! Keyboard For a computer programming class, running Windows 7 & Jaws 18, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face. She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced. I started to type, "Leave me alone!" They both jumped back, silenced. "Whaa??" the teacher blubbered. Then I typed, "I said leave me alone!" The kid got really upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I swear!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and Eloquence Beginner Highest, went on for an amazing five minutes. Me: "Don't touch me!" Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit your keys that hard." Me: "Who do you think you are anyway?!" Etc. Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair laughing. After they had realised what I had done, they both turned beet red. Funny, I never got more than a C- in that JAWS certification class. Take care. Mike Sent from my iBarstool. Go Dodgers! Early to bed, early to rise, keep my iHemorrhoids from being a surprise. For answers to frequently asked questions about this list visit: http://www.jaws-users.com/help/ For answers to frequently asked questions about this list visit: http://www.jaws-users.com/help/ David Ferrin You don't have to be crazy to run a list like this, but it does help. For answers to frequently asked questions about this list visit: http://www.jaws-users.com/help/ For answers to frequently asked questions about this list visit: http://www.jaws-users.com/help/
