Dear Richard Justice--list moderator.. Below is my note as per requested..
Hailley Computer Problem Report Form 1. Describe your problem: __________________________________________ 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 4. Problem Severity: block quote A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__ block quote end 5. Nature of the problem: block quote A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Shot__ block quote end 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__ 7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__ 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__ 9. Have you made it worse? Yes__ 10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__ 11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__ 12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__ 13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__ 14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself? __________________________________________ 15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________ 16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? __________________________________________ 17. If "nothing" explain why you were logged in. __________________________________________ 18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__ 19. How does this problem make you feel? ____________________________ 20. Tell me about your childhood. ___________________________________ 21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__ 22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__ Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems Form. Please allow 1 week response time so that the problem will resolve its self or you will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ricque" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <jaws-users@yahoogroups.com> Sent: Monday, November 27, 2006 4:43 PM Subject: Re: [jaws-users] Jaws 8 > Hi Hailley, > No you may not be excused without a note! > Now, you get that note sent in right away young lady.! > Richard Justice-list moderator > ps, don't forget to dot the eyes, and cross the tees. smile > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "one foxy lady" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "jaws-users" <jaws-users@yahoogroups.com> > Sent: Monday, November 27, 2006 2:22 PM > Subject: [jaws-users] Jaws 8 > > > Hope I don't get into much trouble posting this.. > > ) Jamal Mazrui has created an archive containing 27 files of the > documentation for JAWS version 8. > http://www.EmpowermentZone.com/jfw80doc.zip > > Hailley > > P.S. it has to do with jaws so I could like be excused this one time guys? > > > > > > Visit the JAWS Users list home page at: > http://www.jaws-users.com > > For a complete list of email commands pertaining to the JAWS Users List > send > a blank email to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Visit the new archives page at the following address > http://www.mail-archive.com/jaws-users@yahoogroups.com/ > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > >