WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you. Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago? Malaysians: Hello, who page? ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way? Malaysians: S-kews me WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me. Malaysians: No-need, lah. WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar? WHEN ENTERTAINING Britons: Please make yourself right at home. Malays ians: Don't be shy, lah! WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money. Malaysians: Where got? WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind. Malaysians: Don't want la... IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION Britons: Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue. Malaysians: You mad, ah? WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE. Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. Malaysians: Shut up lah! WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU. Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you? Malaysians: See what, see what? WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment. Malaysians: Die-lah!! WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened? Malaysians: Wat happen...Why like that.... WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG Britons: This isn't the way to do it here. Let me show you. Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do ar!!!! WHEN ONE IS ANGRY Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me Malaysians: Ciilaka u ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> DonorsChoose.org helps at-risk students succeed. Fund a student project today! http://us.click.yahoo.com/LeSULA/FpQLAA/E2hLAA/3WOolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> ____. __ | | ____ ____ _____ | | _______ | |/ __ \ / \\__ \ | |/ /\__ \ /\__| \ ___/| | \/ __ \| < / __ \_ \________|\___ >___| (____ /__|_ \(____ / \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ .___ __ __ __| _/_____/ |_ | | ______ _____ / __ |/ _ \ __\ | |/ / _ \ / \ / /_/ ( <_> ) | | < <_> ) Y Y \ \____ |\____/|__| |__|_ \____/|__|_| / \/ \/ \/ *********************************************************************** Sumbangan anda : jenaka@yahoogroups.com Laman web Jdk™ : http://www.hm/jenaka.com Mahakarya™ : http://members3.boardhost.com/jenaka Arkib II Jdk™ : http://www.mail-archive.com/jenaka%40yahoogroups.com/ Undi-anda : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jenaka/surveys?id=1907770 FAQ : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jenaka/database ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PERHATIAN! PERHATIAN! PERHATIAN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kalau anda dah tak sudi lagi dengan kami di Jdk ni, email sajalah ke "Personal Assistant" Tokmod di:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Kalau nak "ambil cuti" hantar email ke bahagian sumber manusia:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Bila dah habis "cuti" hantar email ke bahagian perjawatan:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By default, your reply will be sent to the author of this article *********************************************************************** Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jenaka/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
