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"Ya Allah, selamatkanlah umat Islam yg sedang sengsara di Lubnan,
Palestin, Afghanistan, Iraq, Chechnya serta diseluruh pelosok dunia akibat dari
angkara mungkar dan kekejaman musuh-musuh Mu. Peliharakanlah mereka,
lindungilah mereka, kasihanilah mereka dan berikanlah rahmatMu ke atas mereka.
Amin, ya Rabbal A'lamin."
JUNHAIRI BIN ABD JALIL
PERUNDING TAKAFUL IKHLAS
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From: Sharifah Salmi Suhaina <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Shamsul Hidzry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Nurul Nurul Aizura Abdullah Aizura
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 6:37:40 PM
Subject: Why you shouldn't tease old ladies
Defence Attorney:Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the
night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch
on a warmspring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the
porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady:It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died
some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney:Why not?
Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't
felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:What happened next?
Little Old Lady:Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid
down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney:Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I
shot the little bastard.
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iklan pelaburan anda lah dilarang...
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iklan berbentuk percutian dibenarkan
koleksi penceramah-penceramah terkini boleh didengar di group
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daftar lah anda di sana..
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