Keep on Trukin'
A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire
departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an
hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All
of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must
be saved! I will give $100,000 to the engine company that brings them out
safely!" The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck,
filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the
road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno. The other men watch
unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish
the fire, saving the secret formulas. The company president walks over to
reward the volunteers.
"What do you guys plan to do with the money?" the president asks the group.
The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, "The first thing
we're going to do
is fix the brakes on that truck."
Ikhlas Perdana PA
Manfaat
Pelan 1
Diri sendiri
Pelan 2
Diri dan Pasangan
Pelan 3
Keluarga
Kematian disebabkan kemalangan (Hilang upaya kekal dan menyeluruh)
Perbelanjaan pengkebumian
Faedah harian hospital (hingga 30 hari & tidak termasuk hari pertama)
RM 20,000
RM 500
RM 50
RM 30,000;
Pasangan RM 10,000
RM 500
Pasangan RM 500
RM 50
Pasangan RM 20
RM 30,000
Pasangan RM 10,000
Anak RM 2,000
RM 500
Pasangan RM 500
Anak RM 300 (setiap seorang)
RM 50
Pasangan RM 20
Anak RM 10 (setiap seorang)
Bayaran setahun
RM 30
RM 60
RM 63*
*Tambahan RM15 untuk Isteri kedua serta berikutnya dan RM 3 untuk setiap
anak, sumbangan di atas sebelum dikenakan duti setem sebanyak RM10.
JUNHAIRI BIN ABD JALIL
Perunding Takaful
019 ¡V 363 5331
Hookers Health
A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to
bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more
often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell
me, how much you lose when you have your period?" the doctor inquired.
After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or eight
hundred dollars, I guess."
"Ya Allah, selamatkanlah umat Islam yg sedang sengsara di Lubnan,
Palestin, Afghanistan, Iraq, Chechnya serta diseluruh pelosok dunia akibat dari
angkara mungkar dan kekejaman musuh-musuh Mu. Peliharakanlah mereka,
lindungilah mereka, kasihanilah mereka dan berikanlah rahmatMu ke atas mereka.
Amin, ya Rabbal A'lamin."
JUNHAIRI BIN ABD JALIL
PERUNDING TAKAFUL IKHLAS
019-3635331
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