*A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. * ** *There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. * ** *"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. * ** *The owner looked at her and said, * *"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." * ** *The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. * ** *She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. * ** *The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, **"New house, new madam." * ** *The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." * ** *When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, * *"New house, new madam, new girls." * ** *The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. * ** *Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. * ** *The bird looked at him and said, **"Hi, Keith!" *
. -- ~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~ Be happy with what you have while working for what you want Remember, a happy and successful life begins with Allah and end with Allah ... *_*//Sharifah Ameeniyah Syed Alimin\\*_* ~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~
