Two American men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple
boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them.
The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking loudly.
Man #1 - "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I don't
want to go...too many Muslims there!"
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable. The other guy
laughed and said,
Man #2 - "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY
too many Muslims!"
Smiling, the first man said,
Man #1 - "One time, I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many
Muslims!"
The muslim couple fidgeted. The other guy responded,
Man #2 - "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away from them...the last
time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added,
Man #1 - "That is why you'll never see me in Indonesia... WAY too many Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely,
Muslim Man - "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I heard there's NO Muslim
THERE!"
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