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Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ah Kau: $10. Teacher: You don't know Maths. Ah Kau: You don't know my father la! Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mum. Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ??? Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now. Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ??? Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear. Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No la, mine is undying love only! !!! Man: How old is your father? Boy: Same as me la. Man: How can that be? Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!! Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog! Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I tell you she's no good! Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Singapore , Sir. Teacher: Which part? Student: All of me ma.... <http://geo.yahoo.com/serv?s=97359714/grpId=2440847/grpspId=1710724061/m sgId=35888/stime=1199970241/nc1=3858795/nc2=5045823/nc3=5170419>
