dah penah baca, tp boleh gelak lagi...... have fun!!
SAM: Kenapa kau cakap minum
susu segar boleh bawa maut?
DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum, lembu tu terajang aku.
Nasib baik tak mati.
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SAM:
Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?
DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6
ringgit. Kata kedai 2 Ringgit!!
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SAM: Kau kata ikan emas peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau
tau dia mati lemas?
DOL:
Sebab aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!
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SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!
DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?
SAM: Taklah.... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.
DOL: Mana kau
tahu?
SAM: Aku tengok muka
dia pucat semacam jer....
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SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?
DOL: Gula dah habis!
SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam
apasal?
DOL: Kan aku kata,
sebab gula dah habislah!
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SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini "candle light dinner"
dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka.
DOL: kena marah adalah! Api rumah aku dah kena potong lah, lupa nak
bayar bil elektrik!
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SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...
DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku
dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah
tahu...
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SAM: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!
DOL: Iya ke? kalau macamni aku kena
banyak berlatih agar dapat Batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.
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SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama
datang merompak kedai kita.
DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau, jangan pasang signboard "SILA
DATANG LAGI"...degil!
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