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From: Naz Ezlin Ahamad Zahari [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Regards, Naz Ezlin Ahamad Zahari CIMB Bank Bhd, Retail Collection Centre, Level 8 & 9, No. 49, Jln. Hang Lekiu, 50100 Kuala Lumpur. Tel : 03-2773 6158 Fax: 03-2773 6145 / 6146 ----- Forwarded by Naz Ezlin Ahamad Zahari/MY/CORP on 18/02/2008 09:19 AM ----- Nadiah Osman/MY/CORP 16/02/2008 01:58 PM To "^!^"undisclosed-recipients"^!^" cc Subject Fw: MUTHU JOKES ----- Forwarded by Nadiah Osman/MY/CORP on 02/16/2008 02:04 PM ----- MUTHU & HIS MANAGER Manager asked Muthu at an interview.... Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X MUTHU & LONDON TRIP After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?" Wife : No! Why? Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. That's why .. Wife : SHOCKED! MUTHU & TOURIST A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in this village.... And Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here." MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT Muthu was doing experiment with a cockroach. First he cut one leg and said WALK. "WALK!". The cockroach walked. Then he cut its second leg and told the same thing. The cockroach walked. Then, he cut the third leg and it did the same. At last, he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk. But the cockroach didn't walk! Suddenly, Muthu said aloud, "I found it! If we cut the cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!" Muthu became a saint! MUTHU & DRIVER When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, aren't you!? ... Sit back! I will drive." MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. There, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what he was doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard ' WASHBASIN ' MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART Interviewer : Just imagine you're on the 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ? Muthu : Simple. I will just stop my imagination .. :) Oh .. i forgot .... the funniest part .. On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? Because, there was a woman journalist walking with a badge which wrote ' PRESS ' on her right chest ... and he did it ! *********************************************************************** Privileged/confidential information may be contained in this message. If you are not the named recipient or addressee, you are hereby notified that any use review, disclosure or copying of the contents herein is strictly prohibited. In such a case, kindly discard all its contents and notify sender accordingly regarding such unauthorized disclosure or transmission by email. Opinions, conclusions, statements and other information in this message that do not relate to the official business of CIMB Group shall be understood as neither given or endorsed by it. The contents herein are meant strictly for the use of the named recipient or addressee of CIMB Group. No assumption of responsibility or liability whatsoever is undertaken by CIMB Group in respect of prohibited and unauthorised use by any other person. ***********************************************************************
