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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
Of Noor Surriani

Cc: azman twp; mahathir abdul  


 


Untuk kawan2....meh rehat2kan kepala yang serabut..redakan hati yang
mungkin marah2..jgn tensen2..


Dalam Banyak2 air,air apa yg paling berani?
Ha.Ha.Ape bende tu?! Kalau nak tahu, jawapan yg sebenarnye ialah air
terjun..sebab dia berani terjun!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!!!!

Banyak- banyak binatang...binatang apa keluar haid...
jwpn: kura-kura..ala tu pun tak tahu...keluar HEAD....tak paham
jugak.ala
kepala le..

Dlm 1 pertunjukkan.. seorg ahli silap mata tlh memijak kaca dgn tpk
kakinya.. ttp dia x mengalami kelukaan..lalu dia memijak paku yg
brtaburan..dan x luka juga..apabila selesai persembahan dia jln
terhencut2 kerana terpijak tahi ayam...hehehe..... ok x ... lawak x...

Dlm bnyk2 binatang..... bntg ape yg bertelur dan beranak.....kira 2 alam
la
niiii..... ha jwp2.... ...siput babilaaaaa.....ye la siput
bertelur...babi
beranak....

Kalau anda ni semuanya pandaiiii cuba teka, banyak-banyak sungai,
sungai apa yang paling berat?
Jawapannya ialah Sungai Besi...Ha...ha...ha...

Kereta dengan motor, mana lebih tua?
jawapannya adalah motor,sebab motor pakai tongkat...

Dlm banyak- banyak pokok,pokok apa yg baik hati?
jwpn dia pokok pisang sebab dia keluarkan jantung dia.

Ni dia satu lagi teka teki dari aku..huruf jawi apa yang ada angin...
huruf TA dan YA laa... kan jadi TAYAR tu

kasut apa yang paling keras?
Kasut batu..salah maa.. kasut BATA laaaa...muhahaha..lawak ka?

Sebuah bas telah berhenti secara mendadak kerana hampir terlanggar
seekor katak.apakah yang akan turun dahulu selepas pemandu itu behenti?
jawapannya ialah meter bas tulah

Antara huruf A hingga Z,banyak-banyak huruf tu..mane huruf yang boleh
kahwin ...ahhh sape dapat jawab????
jawapannya ialah...huruf i ngan u lerrr..hehehehehe.nih antara
pasangan bercinta lerrr ..hehehehe


teruskan kerja=)


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