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From: Fadhli Jais [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2008 4:21 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: FW: Stupid Q with Smart Answer Stupid Q with Smart Answer STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Girlfriend : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it. Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher. Waiter : Would you like your coffee black? Customer : What other colors do you have? My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot ! Sam : It's a family tradition. Teacher : What do you mean? Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. Teacher : What about your mother? Sam : She's a woman. Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated. Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student : Brotherly love. Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? One Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time. Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand.
