There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is "UP."

It's easy to understand UP , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the
list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting,
why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP
for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?
And here is the rest of it.


We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the
silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the
house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has
real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP
an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be
dressed UP is special .

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the
proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of
the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you
don't give UP , you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to
rain, we say it is clouding UP When the sun comes out we say it is clearing
UP

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP ,
so........... it is time to shut UP.....!
====== faizal   =================

Whenever I am sad, no one sees my tears. Whenever I am lonely no one comes
to comfort me.
Whenever I am actually happy, no one sees my smile, but I fart just ONE
time... and EVERYONE notices!



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