Analisis Kesuburan Pada satu hari, seorang lelaki tua berumur 75 tahun telah berjumpa dengan seorang doktor untuk membuat analisis kesuburan dan jumlah kandungan sperma yang ada dalam air maninya. Kemudian doktor itu pun memberikan sebuah botol lalau berkata, "Pakcik ambil botol nie, esok datang balik jumpa saya bersama dengan contoh air mani pakcik kat dalam botol nie ye." Pada keesokan harinya, lelaki tua datang kembali bersama botol yang diberikan oleh doktor itu semalam. Tapi doktor tu tengok takde apa pun yang terisi kat dalam botol tu, kosong jer. Doktor tu bertanya ler kat orang tua tu, "Apsal pakcik tak isi contoh air mani pakcik dalam botol nie??". Lelaki tua tu pun menjawab, "Tuan doktor, ceritanya begini, pada mulanya tu, saya guna tangan kanan saya, tapi tak dapat jugak. Kemudian saya gunakan plak tangan kiri, pun tak dapat jugak. Kemudian saya suruh isteri saya tolong. Isteri saya guna tangan kanan pun tak dapat, tangan kiri pun tak dapat. Kemudian isteri saya pakai mulut plak, tak dapat jugak. Pas tu dier gunakan gigi, pun tak dapat. Susah betul, sebab kami dah habis ikhtiar, saya panggil anak perempuan jiran sebelah rumah kami, dier pakai tangan dengan mulut jugak, pun tak dapat-dapat jugak", terang lelaki tua tu. "APA??? Awak mintak tolong dari anak perempuan jiran awak..???", tanya doktor tu terkejut beruk. Lelaki tua tu pun menjawab lagi, "Ya., betul tuan doktor, bagaimana kuatnya kami cuba, tapi masih jugak tak dapat nak bukak TUTUP BOTOL nie!!!"... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL --------------------------- This e-mail message is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not disseminate, distribute, or copy this communication, by e-mail or otherwise, or take any action in reliance on it. Instead, please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail and delete the e-mail. DISCLAIMER This message may contain confidential and privileged information for its intended recipient(s) only. If you are not an intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination and distribution, printing or copying of this message or any part thereof is strictly prohibited. Please delete the entire message and inform the sender of the error. Any opinions, conclusions and other information in this message that are unrelated to official business of RHB Banking Group are those of the individual sender and shall be understood as neither explicitly given nor endorsed by RHB Banking Group. RHB Banking Group shall not be liable for any loss or damage caused by viruses transmitted by this e-mail or its attachments. Further, RHB Banking Group is also not responsible for any unauthorised changes made to the information or the effect thereto. ________________________________ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. ________________________________ Bosan dengan spam? Mel Yahoo! memiliki perlindungan spam yang terbaik http://my.mail.yahoo.com/ DISCLAIMER: This message (including any attachments) is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is non-public, proprietary, privileged, confidential, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law or may constitute as attorney work product. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, dissemination, distribution, or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, notify us immediately by return e-mail and (i) destroy this message if a facsimile or (ii) delete this message immediately if this is an electronic communication. The message that do not relate to the official business of FELDA or its Group of Companies shall be understood as neither given nor endorsed by FELDA or any of the companies within the Group. Thank you. Search, browse and book your hotels and flights through Yahoo! Travel http://sg.travel.yahoo.com
