--- On Sun, 6/29/08, hasniza mohd nor <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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Subject: Fw: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK
To: "asyekeen talib" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Sunday, June 29, 2008, 11:14 PM
--- On Thu, 6/26/08, shahana <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: shahana <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Fw: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK
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Date: Thursday, June 26, 2008, 9:38 PM
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--- On Mon, 6/16/08, rosmizawaty mieza <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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Subject: Fw: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK
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Date: Monday, June 16, 2008, 12:04 AM
--- On Mon, 6/9/08, zuber basir <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: zuber basir <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Fw: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK
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"embam bulat" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "ayang cun" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "ayang
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Date: Monday, June 9, 2008, 10:14 PM
--- On Thu, 6/5/08, Jula Julie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Jula Julie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 9:52 PM
TEKA TEKI LAWAK
Dalam byk2, Kain apa yang paling berat di dunia?
* = Kain songket cap Gajah Duduk
Soalan matematik, 2 apek tolak 1 nyonya jadi apa?
* = Jatuh la nyonya tu...
Ibunya satu, anaknya beribu, apa dia?
* = Penyapu
Kalau 1 + 1 = 2, jawapan lain dia apa?
* = Jawapan lain salah la...
Ibunya diurut, anaknya dipijak.
* = Tangga
Pokok apa bila manusia nampak dia lari?
* = Pokok nak tumbang la...
Lagu apa yang semua orang di dunia ini boleh menyayikannya?
* = Lagu 'Happy Birthday'
lagi...
Air apakah yang paling berani sekali?
* = Air terjun
Sungai apa yang paling kurus di dunia?
* = 'Slim River'
Sungai apakah yang tiada air?
* = Sungai di dalam peta
Buah apa bila dia masak dia timbul?
* = Buah Melaka
Kalau semua manusia jadi ikan, ikan jadi apa?
* = Jadi banyak la...
Apakah persamaan antara ikan kod dengan kod gitar?
* = Kedua-duanya boleh digoreng
Ikan apakah yang mempunyai ketiak?
* = Ikan duyung
Ha... cuba teka....
1) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai
2) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais
3) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki
4) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilik
5) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol
6) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?
7) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?
8)Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan
Jawapannye.. ....
1) Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah
2) MILO AIS
3) Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh. sebab tulah dia angkat
sebelah aje.
4) lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada
'game' dia padam
5) Semut yang matanya BENGKAK
6) Motorsikal.. ....sebab dia pakai tongkat
7) kambing binATANG
Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan
nama BAKAR
