Two prisoners are taking a shower when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck up his arse.
"If you don't mind me saying" stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable,why don't you take it out?" "I regret, I cannot" lamented the first prisoner. "It is permantely stuck in my arse" "I don't understand" says the other The first prisoner said "I was walking down Chow Kit Road and I tripped over a old lamp, there was a puff white smoke, and then a huge creature came rushing out of the lamp. He said "I am a genie, I can grant you one wish" I said "no shit"
