mum: " ROLLING STONE GATHER NO MOSS" kid : " What's the use of the moss to the stone?" USELESS..
--- On Mon, 9/8/08, abang_2006 brother06 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: From: abang_2006 brother06 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: [(jdk)] Jest For Kids and Grownups To: "ENCIK BELANG" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, [email protected], "lawakpecahperut.com" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "Renungan_Iktibar Moderator" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Monday, September 8, 2008, 6:59 PM From: Stan Kegel <[EMAIL PROTECTED] ecipient. com> Subject: [FunOnTheNet] Jest For Kids and Grownups Date: Tuesday, 9 September, 2008, 3:03 AM Where does a vampire find it most convenient to get his meals from? His neck store neighbor (Cynthia MacGregor) How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves Why do elephants never get rich? Because they work for peanuts! *What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke! What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? Help! My pocket's been picked. What did one clock say to the other clock when it was frightened? "Don't be alarmed." Why does Dracula only use a specific brand of facial tissue to swab a throat before he bites? He prefers Kleenex. (Clynch Varnadore) PUNS The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. A woman walked into a pet store. "I haven't got much money," she told the clerk, "so I'd like to know if you've got any kittens you'll let go cheap." "I'd let them, Ma'am." said the clerk, "but they prefer to meow." A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. Get your preferred Email name! Now you can @ymail.com and @rocketmail. com.
