Sebaik-baik manusia ialah orang yang dapat memberi manfaat kepada orang lain (Hadis riwayat Al-Qudhi)
JUNHAIRI BIN ABD JALIL EKSEKUTIF PEMASARAN (KAD KREDIT) BANK ISLAM, BANK RAKYAT, EONBANK & MAYBANK ISLAMIC IKHWAN CARD 019 - 363 5331 Lawatilah kediaman saya dan rakan-rakan di http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pakbelang > A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on > a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered > their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. > > They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived > and the couple opened the front door to leave their > house. > > The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. > > They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to > eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes > inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. > > The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She > explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's > just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." > > A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so > long," he says, as they drive away. > > "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat > hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to > keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass > downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" > > The cabdriver hit a parked car...
