ade ke yg mcm ni....kuikuikui...
1. Dulu, kalau nak membaca...dari jauh pun boleh baca. Sekarang dekat2 tak
nampak....kena jauh-jauh sikit.
2. Dulu kalau nak kencing, dari jauh...suuurrrrr!!!! masuk.....!!!
Sekarang, kalau nak kencing, kena dekat-dekat, pelan-pelan lepas...baru
masuk...
3. Dulu, masa tidur menhadap muka...rapat-rapat, sekarang berlaga punggung
saja... itu pun dah kira rapat sangat dah tu....
4. Dulu, mana-mana pergi mesti bawa minyak wangi (dalam kereta ke, handbag
ke...), sekarang, bawa juga... tapi minyak angin la...
5. Dulu, pakai baju mesti sama...sama color, sama design, sama
brand....sedondon... Sekarang, "Asal kau ada baju nak pakai udah la...!"
6. Dulu, kalau nak kemana-mana, sanggup tunggu bini sampai se jam iron
tudung...pakai tudung.... Sekarang, "Alah...you pakai yg "wrinkle free" tu
je la....!" (dlm hati....macam la ada orang nak tenagok dia...hiyyyy!!!
Malam tadi tak mau nak gosok... lembab!!)
7. Dulu, sanggup jalan berbatu2 teman bini shopping, sekarang...tunggu dlm
kereta je. Kejap-kejap SMS..."Lama lagi ke?" "Apa aje yg you cari ni...?"
8. Dulu, hebat....!!! sebulan sampai 12 kali..., sekarang, kalau dapat 12
bulan sekali pun kira hebat juga...
9. Dulu, menunggu pun dah keras.... sekarang, menunggu nak keras...
10. Dulu, isteri nak tidur pakai shorts pun tak boleh, suruh buka..jgn
pakai apa-apa. Sekarang, isteri nak tidur pakai kemban pun kena suruh buka
juga... "Pakai baju yang senonoh sikit tak boleh ke...?"
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