Game On: 

Death Race has already opened up, crashed and burned, but there's 
plenty more futuristic sports action in store for moviegoers in coming 
months, including Tekken and Tron 2.

Will any of these match these classic futuresports movies of recent 
memory?

1. The Running Man, 1987. Take the imagination and variety of WWE 
characters, give them whatever weapons they want, and you've got both 
the ultimate deathsport and a classic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. What 
elevated The Running Man from the slew of generic "fight to the death" 
plot conventions was the showmanship. It was a commentary on reality TV 
before reality TV existed, but it was also just great fun to see Arnold 
dispatch everybody with their own tools. Buzzsaw "had to split" and 
Fireball got a light. Classic.

2. Rollerball, 1975. We're talking about the original movie, not that 
2002 remake. Teams skate around a track throwing a metal ball into 
magnetic goals. Some teammates ride motorcycles, too. All those wheels 
provide lots of dynamic motion to captivate viewers' excitement. The 
rules of this one made sense. Whose idea was that figure-eight track in 
the remake?

3. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, 1985. This Mad Max sequel featured an 
updated version of the steel-cage fighting match, with each fighter 
hooked to an elastic bungee to bounce around the "dome." Various 
weapons are thrown in, so there's no handicapping based on size and 
strength. Chainsaw beats club, regardless of its wielder. The only 
rules are: two men enter, one man leaves. Matches are used to settle 
disputes in Aunty Entity's (Tina Turner) post-apocalyptic colony. The 
weapons and bungee cord make the fights more dynamic than your average 
clichéd sci-fi scuffle.

4. Star Wars: Episode I--The Phantom Menace, 1999. This prequel 
introduced the galaxy to podracing, a more rousing version of NASCAR. 
Podracers tilt on their sides to navigate treacherous terrain, and the 
crashes seem deadlier, even though the PG film didn't show any bodies. 
Never explained: Why are they called pods? They made a pretty cool 
video game out of this, too.

5. Back to the Future, Part II, 1989. Picked because of competitive 
hoverboarding. Raise your hand if you believed that friend who told you 
hoverboards were real. Liar—everyone believed that one. While the movie 
only showed casual hoverboarding, you have to imagine that X-games 
evolved with technology. Imagine skateboarding without all the hassles 
of uneven land and gravity. Just coast along to pick up speed and do 
your tricks, with only that pesky water to slow you down.

6. Tron, 1982. The pioneering computer-animated film featured 
lightcycle racing and disc competitions. Technically, this was a video 
game, but real pilots raced those cycles or hurled discs at each other. 
It also counts because it's awesome. The people actually become the 
bikes they race, and the trails they leave can trap their opponents. 
The discs seem to obey the laws of physics, bouncing off the walls. 
Hopefully the upcoming sequel will do something about the unflattering 
light suits.

7. Death Race 2000, 1975. In Roger Corman's original Death Race movie, 
the drivers were volunteer competitors and they scored points on the 
road by hitting pedestrians. The low-budget exploitation movie also 
features future A-lister Sylvester Stallone battling former A-lister 
David Carradine behind the wheel. --Fred Topel 
 Peace out,
CapnHollis.

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