"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." ---------------------------------------------------------- * To unsubscribe from/subscribe to this list - send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with NO subject and message body "unsubscribe/subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] ---------------------------------------------------------
