Bull Fight
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. He asked the
waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor,
you have excellent taste! Those are the bull's testicles from the bull
fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on
vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight
each morning.
If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save
you this delicacy!" The next morning, the American returned, placed his
order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special
delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of
his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but
they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you served yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the
bull wins."
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"When brought to meaning, all importance becomes small, as in death,
all life seems nothing. Knowing is destroyed by thinking,
distilled into knowledge"
William Wharton, "Birdy"
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