Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
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She was wearing the same outfit as mine, but who cares? And, it looked
better on her!
Let's skip that sale, I really don't need anything anyway.
What do you mean today's our anniversary?
Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!
Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "Just
friends".
Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to
get there.
I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.
Hey, pull my finger!
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"When brought to meaning, all importance becomes small, as in death,
all life seems nothing. Knowing is destroyed by thinking,
distilled into knowledge"
William Wharton, "Birdy"
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