LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER -------------------------- An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flue! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead! ---------------------------------------------------------- * To unsubscribe from/subscribe to this list - send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with NO subject and message body "unsubscribe/subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] ---------------------------------------------------------
