> In prison, you spend most of your time in an 8 x 10 cell. > >>>At work, you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle. > >>> > >>>In prison, you get three meals a day. > >>>At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. > >>> > >>>In prison, you get time off for good behaviour. > >>>At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work. > >>> > >>>In prison, a guard locks all the doors for you. > >>>At work, you carry around a security card and open them yourself. > >>> > >>>In prison, you can watch TV and play games. > >>>At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games. > >>> > >>>In prison, you get your own toilet. > >>>At work, you have to share. > >>> > >>>In prison, they allow family and friends to visit. > >>>At work, you can't even speak to your family and friends. > >>> > >>>In prison, all expenses are paid by the tax payers. > >>>At work, they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. > >>> > >>>In prison, you spend your life looking through bars wanting to get out. > >>>At work, you spend your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. > >>> > >>>In prison, there are wardens who are often sadistic. > >>>At work, they are called managers. > ---------------------------------------------------------- * To unsubscribe from/subscribe to this list - send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and message body "unsubscribe/subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] ---------------------------------------------------------
