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> A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask
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> of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. > The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. > The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." The Mother was > confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, > and it said: "Satisfaction, to the last drop..." So, the Mother was happy. > Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a > letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." So the > Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says: "EXTRA LONG, KING > SIZE." The Mother was happy. > After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a > message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message > to arrive. When it did the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS." The > Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at > home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad > read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS." |
