----- Original Message ----- From: Steve Orr <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, June 02, 2000 02:14 Subject: RE: Work vs marriage > All things worthwhile in life require a little tuning now and then... not > just database systems. Consider the following syntax: > > ALTER SYSTEM SET CAREER_RESOURCE_LIMIT = TRUE; > ALTER SYSTEM SET FAMILY_RESOURCE_LIMIT = FALSE; > > If you ever get in an argument try... > ALTER SESSION ADVISE NOTHING; > DROP ROLE MACHO; > DROP PROFILE COMBATIVE; > > Generally you want to avoid the following: > REVOKE ALL PRIVILEGES ON BANKACCOUNT FROM SPOUSE CASCADE CONSTRAINTS FORCE; > > or... > ALTER USER SPOUSE ACCOUNT LOCK; > > Be faithful... > ALTER SYSTEM SET PARALLEL_ADAPTIVE_MULTI_USER = FALSE; > > To patch things up don't try... > STARTUP FORCE; > > rather... > ALTER OUTLINE HAPPYMARRIAGE REBUILD; > SET ROLE LOYALSPOUSE IDENTIFIED BY HUGSNKISSES; > > Of course the most important of all is: > COMMIT; > > > Except for the first two, these are syntactically correct. Any more? > > Steve Orr > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
