----- Original Message ----- From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, June 27, 2000 04:26 Subject: Re: DBA Checklist > > One of the most important things to monitor is the > quantity and quality of the beer in the fridge. > > DBA's have been known to make heavy use of this > tool to make it through the a weekend of > oncall activity. > > Pseudo code: ( recode in your favorite language ) > > loop > > goto fridge > > open door > > if ! fridge_full_of_beer > goto store > buy more beer > fill fridge > else > remove beer > drink beer > end if > > goto top of loop > > This can be run as a background task, providing > you have a notebook computer with a wireless LAN > connection and some of the less important tools > in the standard DBA collection. > > Among the *important* tools in the collection: > > Red Hook > Deschutes Brewery > McMenamin's > Filson (sp? ) > Dos Equis > Tres Equis ( this will stimulate you during a late night session ) > Bridgeport Brewery > Guinness > ... > > There are other inconsequential tools in the DBA's > toolbox that we need not bother with here. > > Jared > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
