> > A statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the > personality to be an accountant. > > An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane because that > decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. > (Laurence J. Peter) > > A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in > a way you don't understand. > > A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat > which isn't there. (Charles R. Darwin) > > A topologist is a person who doesn't know the difference between a coffee > cup and a doughnut. > > A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it > a "brief." (Franz Kafka) > > A psychologist is a person who watches everyone else when a beautiful > woman enters the room. > > A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. > > A schoolteacher is a disillusioned person who used to think they liked > children. > > A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the > time. > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
