> > << We all know those cute little computer symbols called
> > > > >> "emoticons",where
> > > > >> :) means a smile and
> > > > >> :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
> > > > >> :-) and
> > > > >> :-( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"?
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Here goes:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_!_) a regular ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (__!__) a fat ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (!) a tight ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_*_) a sore ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> {_!_} a swishy ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_o_) an ass that's been around
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_x_) kiss my ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_X_) leave my ass alone
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_zzz_) a tired ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_o^^o_) a wise ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> (_?_) Dumb Ass
> > > > >>
> > > > >> . .oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
> > > > >> o*" "*o.o*" "*o.
> > > > >> .o" 'o" "o
> > > > >> o o *o
> > > > >> .o o 'o
> > > > >> o o o.
> > > > >> o o o
> > > > >> o \o/ o
> > > > >> o --0-- o
> > > > >> o. /o\ o
> > > > >> o o o
> > > > >> o o o
> > > > >> o o oo
> > > > >> oo o oo
> > > > >> oo. oo oo
> > > > >> ooo. .oo. ooo
> > > > >> o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
> > > > >> o. """""" oo """"" o
> > > > >> o oo o'
> > > > >> o oo o
> > > > >> o o o*
> > > > >> o o o
> > > > >> o o o
> > > > >> o o o
> > > > >> o o o
> > > > >> o o o
> > > > >> o o o
> > > > >>
> > > > >> You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within
>the
> > > > >> next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at
>your
> > > > >> e-mail.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out,
>you
> > won't
> > > > >> have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Happy e-mooning!!!
>
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