A Panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwitch. He eats the sandwitch, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, " Hey! Where are you going?You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling masupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves. " =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
