************************************************************ M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg ************************************************************ ----- Original Message ----- From: Vladimir Grigorov <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, March 09, 2001 12:31 AM Subject: be careful:) > > Dear Tech Support: > > I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to > Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing > and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't > mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into > all other programs and launches during system initialization where it > monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, > and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. > Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping > 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst > attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going > back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this program. > > Please help! Joe > > ******* > > > Dear Joe, > This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many > men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely > a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM > designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to > purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 is not > designed to do this and it is impossible to de-install, delete or purge the > program files from the system once installed. Some people have tried to > install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but have ended up with even more > problems. (See in manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). > Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal > with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, > whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\ IAPOLOGISE program > and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I > APOLOGIES a number of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system > will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can > be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional > software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any > circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a > supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly > crash. > > Best of luck Tech Support > > Vladimir Grigorov > 329 Comstock Ave #5ap > Syracuse, NY 13210 > > home: 315 425 0174 > cell: 315 278 3801 > ICQ # 14186977 > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
