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UNIX Commands
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Major's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Squiffy?
Missing ].
% \316 How did the sex change operation go? \316
Modifier
failed.
% If I had a ( for every groaner from Squiffy, what would I
have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in
pretending!
$ drink bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not
found
$ mkdir matter; cat matter
matter: cannot create
Based on an unoriginal earwig forwarded by G.M. Madders,
February 1997.
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