Title: UNIX Commands
 
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2001 9:52 AM
Subject: Fw: UNIX Commands.htm


 
 

UNIX Commands

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Major's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Squiffy?
Missing ].

% \316 How did the sex change operation go? \316
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every groaner from Squiffy, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat matter
matter: cannot create

Based on an unoriginal earwig forwarded by G.M. Madders, February 1997.


[ Computing Index | Humour Index ]


OXymoron Humour Archive, [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Одговори путем е-поште