Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9."This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in  that
time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew!  Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here
just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement  and
envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work- related
stress.  Do you discriminate against people who practice
4. "Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a solution  to
our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken."
2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your

1. "  ... in Jesus' name, Amen."

  Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager
  Sirma Solutions - Software Development for the E-World
  38A, Christo Botev Blvd. 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria
  Phone: 00359 2 981 00 18
  Fax: (+359 2) 9819058

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