If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would  have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems  worth it)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas  is
    produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. >(Now that's more

like  it)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. >(In my next life I want to be  a
pig) >(How'd they figure this out ........ and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an  hour. (Don't try
this at home...maybe at work?) >(Still can't get over that  pig thing)

Humans and dolphins are the only species  that have sex for pleasure.
    (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) >(And  pigs get 30-minute

orgasms? Doesn't seem fair) >(And I haven't met anyone  who's had sex
with a >dolphin - for pleasure or otherwise)

The  strongest muscle in the body is the  tongue. >(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years >longer  than
left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull  30 >times its own
weight and always falls over on its >right side when  intoxicated.
    (From drinking little bottles of...?) >(Did taxpayers pay for  this

research??) >

Polar bears are left handed. >(Who  knew....? Who cares? How'd they find
out, ask them?)

The catfish has over  27,000 taste buds. >(What can be so tasty on the
bottom of the  pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human  jumping
the length of a football field. >(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And
why pigs?)

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before  it starves to
death. (Creepy)

The male praying mantis does not copulate while its head is  attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head  off.
    (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) >(Well, at least pigs get a break


Some lions mate over 50 times a day. >(In my next life I  still want to
be a pig...quality >over quantity)

Butterflies taste with  their feet. >(Oh, geez) >(That's almost as bad
as catfish)

An  ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. >(I know some people like

Starfish don't have brains. >(I know some people like that  too.)

After reading all these, all I can say  is.............Lucky  Pigs...

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