> The true story: > > In the beginning there was the plan. > And from the plan came the assumptions. > And the assumptions were without form. > And the plan was completely without substance. > The employees told their supervisors, "The plan is a crock of shit, and > it stinks!" > The supervisors then told the department heads, "The plan is a pail of > dung, and none may endure its odor." > The department heads then told the managers, "The plan is a container of > excrement which smells such that none may go near." > The managers then told the director, "The plan is a vessel of > fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength." > The director then informed the vice president, "The plan contains that > which aids plant growth and is strong." > The vice president then told the executive vice president, "The plan > promotes growth and is very powerful." > The executive vice president said to the president,"The plan is very > powerful, and will promote growth and efficiency of the system." > And the president then reviewed the plan and said, "It is good." > And the plan became policy. > And this is how shit happens.
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