Finnish Joke: Matti, Heikki, and Toivo were sitting in the sauna when they hear a beeping sound. Matti presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
Matti: That's my pager. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later a phone rings. Heikki puts his palm to his ear and talks for awhile. Heikki: That's my cell phone. I have a microchip in my hand. Toivo feeling rather low tech, steps out of the sauna. A few minutes later he returns with piece of toilet paper extending from his rear end. The other two looked at him strangely, and he calmly said: "I'm getting a fax." =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * mesage size is restricted to 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=