A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" asks the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men there who will pay me $500 to do to them what i do for you for free".
The man thought for a second then began packing his bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed. "I'm going to Vegas with you.... I want to see how you plan to live on $1000 a year!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
