Four men of different professions are bragging about how smart their dogs are.
To show off, an Engineer calls his dog, "Hey T-Square, do your stuff." T-square trots over to a desk, takes out some paper and a pen and promptly draws a circle, a square and a triangle; everyone agrees that T-square is pretty smart. An Accountant then brags that his dog can do better. He calls his dog and says, "Ledger, do your stuff." Ledger goes into the kitchen and returns with a dozen cookies. He divides them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone is quite impressed. Confidently, the Chemist proclaims that his dog can do even better. He calls his dog and says, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure gets up, walks over to the fridge, takes out a quart of milk, gets a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and pours exactly 8 ounces of milk without spilling a drop. Everyone agrees that Measure is so far the smartest. The three men then turn to the Government Worker and ask snobbishly, "So what can your dog do?" The Government Worker calls to his dog and says, "Hey Coffee Break, do your stuff!" Coffee Break jumps to his feet, eats the cookies, drinks the milk, dumps on the paper, sexually assaults the other three dogs, claims he injured his back while doing so, files a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, puts in for Worker's Compensation, and gets sent home on a six week paid sick leave. Everyone agrees, "Coffee Break" is the smartest. -- ******************************************************************* Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager Sirma Solutions - Software Development for the E-World North American Office: 438 Isabey Street, Suite 103 Montreal, Quebec, Canada H4T 1V3 Tel: +1-514-343-0290; Fax: +1-514-343-0143 European Office: 38A, Christo Botev Blvd. 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria Tel: +359-2-981-00-18; Fax: +359-2-981-90-58 E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirmasolutions.com ******************************************************************* =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
