> >Subject: Valentine's day card > > > > Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that > > they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day > > is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at >me > > for giving someone a valentine?" > > > > David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would > > get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" > > > > "Osama Bin Laden," David says. > > > > "Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock. > > > > "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy > > could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think > > that > > maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And >if > > other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone >a > > lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how >much > > he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." > > > > His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. > > "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." > > > > "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the > > Marines could blow the crap out of him." > > -- > >
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