TOP 10 FIRST-DATE DISASTERS
10. Date says you're "Gorgeous, almost as pretty as..." then
stops and won't say who.
9. Date you get very friendly with turns out to be your
new boss.
8. Date says you're great company; you didn't get the
chance
to say more than 3 words.
7. Date gets sloppy drunk; you get stuck with the bill and
become the babysitter.
6. Date pulls out stack of neatly typed cue cards to spark
dinner conversation.
5. Date's making you dinner at his place; ex-girlfriend
drops by with the right spice.
4. Date's mother calls on cell phone; date starts crying;
wants to "talk it out" afterward.
3. Date takes you to a fancy restaurant; dinner
conversation
over 3-course dinner: your best friend.
2. Date sends sexy "Dear Donna" love letter after first
night together - only Donna isn't your name.
1. Date falls in love over warm candlelit dinner - with
hot waitress.
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