> Let's start the English lesson: > > > One of the most important piece of american culture: > > "Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful > words in the English > language > today is the word "fuck". It is the magical word > which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, > love, and hate. > > In language, "fuck" falls into many Grammatical > categories. > > It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked > Mary) and intransitive > (Mary was Fucked by John). > > It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a > passive verb (Mary > really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is > fucking interested in > John), > or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). > > It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late > for my date with > Mary). > It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, > fuck she's also stupid). > > As you can see there are very words with the overall > versatility of the word > fuck. > Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be > used to describe many > situations: > > 1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?" > 2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car > dealer." > 3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!" > 4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now." > 5. Agression........."FUCK YOU!" > 6. Disgust................"Fuck me." > 7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?" > 8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..." > 9. Lost........................"where the fuck are > we?" > 10.Disbelief.............."UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!" > 11.Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!" > 12.Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?" > 13.Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?" > 14.Directions.............."Fuck off." > > It can be maternal........"MOTHERFUCKER!!" > > It can be used to tell time......." It's four fucking > twenty!" > > It can be used as an anatomical > description............."He's a fucking > asshole." > > Lastly, it has been used by many notable people > throughout history: > > "What the fuck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshima~ > > "That,s not a real fucking gun." ~John Lennon~ > > "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" ~ > Captain of the Titanic~ > > "Who the fuck is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon~ > > "Heads are gonna fucking roll." ~Anne Boleyn~ > > "Any fucking idiot could answer that." ~Albert > Einstein~ > > "It does so fucking look like her!" ~Picasso~ > > "You want what on the fucking celiling?" > ~Michaelangelo~ > > "Fuck a duck." ~Walt Disney~ > > "Houston we have a big fucking problem." ~The crew of > Apollo13 > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
