> > These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." They are > > statements > > people actually made in court, > > word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who > > had > > the torment of staying calm while > > these exchanges were actually taking place. > > > > Here we go: > > > > Q: What is your date of birth? > > A: July fifteenth. > > Q: What year? > > A: Every year > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Q: What gear were you in at moment of the impact? > > A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > > __________________________________________________ > > Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > > A: Yes. > > Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > > A: I forget. > > Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've > > forgotten? > > ________________________________________________ > > Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. > > A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. > > Q: How long has he lived with you? > > A: Forty-five years. > > __________________________________________________ > > Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up > > that > > morning? > > A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > > Q: And why did that upset you? > > A: My name is Susan. > > _________________________________________ > > Q: And where was the location of the accident? > > A: Approximately milepost 499. > > Q: And where is milepost 499? > > A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. > > _______________________________________ > > Q: Sir, what is your IQ? > > A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. > > ______________________________________ > > Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? > > A: After the accident? > > Q: Before the accident. > > A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it. > > ________________________________________________ > > Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he > > doesn't know about it until the > > next morning? > > ________________________________________________ > > Q: The youngest son, the 20-year old, how old 's he? > > ________________________________________________ > > Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? > > __________________________________________________ > > Q: So the date of conception of (the baby) was August 8th? > > A: Yes. > > Q: And what were you doing at that time? > > _______________________________________________ > > Q: She had three children, right? > > A: Yes. > > Q: How many were boys? > > A: None. > > Q: Were there any girls? > > _________________________________________________ > > Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? > > A: Yes. > > Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? > > _______________________________________________ > > Q: How was your first marriage terminated? > > A: By Death. > > Q: And by whose death was it terminated? > > __________________________________________________ > > Q: Can you describe the individual? > > A: He was about medium height and had a beard. > > Q: Was this a male or a female? > > _________________________________________________ > > Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant > > to a deposition notice that I sent to your attorney? > > A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. > > _______________________________________________ > > Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? > > A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. > > _________________________________________________ > > Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? > > A: Oral. > > _________________________________________________ > > Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? > > A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. > > Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? > > A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. > > _________________________________________________ > > Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? > > _______________________________________________ > > Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? > > A: No. > > Q: Did you check for blood pressure? > > A: No. > > Q: Did you check for breathing? > > A: No. > > Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began > > the > > autopsy? > > A: No. > > Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? > > A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. > > Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? > > A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law > > somewhere. > > > > > > >
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