"If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back, they're yours,
If they don't, it was never meant to be."
Now here are some new versions...
Pessimist:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they ever come back, they're yours,
If they don't, as expected, they never were.
Optimist:
If you love someone, set them free.
Don't worry, they will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they ever come back, ask them why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back right away, forget them.
Patient:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back, continue to wait until they come back.
Playful:
If you love someone, set them free.
* If they come back,
and if you love them still,
set them free again,
repeat.*
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_they))
m_they.free()
if(m_they == NULL)
m_they= new CThey;
Lawyers:
If you love someone, set them free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back, I think we can charge them for
re-installation fees but tell them that they're also
going to get an upgrade.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, set them free, THEY'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don't set them free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone, set them free by offering them VRS
and other benefits. Then outsource them.
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Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager
Sirma Solutions - Software Development for the E-World
North American Office: 438 Isabey Street, Suite 103 Montreal,
Quebec, Canada H4T 1V3
Tel: +1-514-343-0290; Fax: +1-514-343-0143
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Tel: +359-2-981-00-18; Fax: +359-2-981-90-58
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