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[Stefan Kiryakov]

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings she asked each one of them to phone home the day after and  subtly indicate about their  respective husband's sexual performance.    The first one said, "It was like Maxwell Coffee". The Mother was  confused until she later noticed a Maxwell Coffee  ad which said:  "SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP..."   Then the second daughter got married and phoned  home and  whispered, "Rothmans". So the Mother looks for a  Rothmans ad, and it said, "LIVE LIFE, KING SIZE". And the mother was pleased.   Then it was the third one's wedding. After a week  she phoned but could       only mumble, "BRITISH AIRWAYS". The mother frantically went through  the newspaper looking for a British Airways ad. "Oh-my-god!" she cried. "FOUR TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH DIRECTIONS".