Re: [JOKES] Joke

[Ivan Terziev]

mmda... ama to werno ako prewkliuchim na IF-THEN discussion mode, ima baq IFowe za spomenawane:) ta mai po-dobre da ne:) ----- Original Message ----- From: Nikolai To: Ivan Terziev ; JOKES Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 5:33 PM Subject: RE: [JOKES] Joke Vojde, lafa e star kato sveta: - Kakvo ste stane, ako zemqta se zavyrti 30 pyti po-byrzo? - Vseki den steste da ima zaplata. -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Ivan Terziev Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 4:31 PM To: JOKES Subject: Re: [JOKES] Joke Az si mislq za slednata mesechna shema:   01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01   Note: na 01-wo chislo ot meseca da poluchawame zaplata...:))   Rezerven variant:   W sluchai na zabawqne na zaplatite...:(( se izchakwa denq na plashtane=DenX i se prilaga slednata shema:   DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX... za kolkoto dni ostawat...     Respect! Vozd ----- Original Message ----- From: Iliana Misheva To: JOKES Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 10:26 AM Subject: [JOKES] Joke NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 16 15 14 12 11 10 9 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 32 30 28 27 26 25 24 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar a job can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd. Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week. There are eight new days added to each month to allow for end-of-the-month panic jobs. There is no 1st of the month - thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs. Monday morning hangovers are abolished together with non-productive Saturdays and Sundays. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.