GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN - Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. - Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. - Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. - Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit. - Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. - Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. - Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. - After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN - Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
