I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me,
quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman,
smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite
obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked
me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I
arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and
commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.. What
could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll
go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just
watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a
moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and
stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our
little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your
car.
