[JOKES] Fw:

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> There is a knock on St. Peter's door.  He looks out and a man is 
> standing there.  St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the 
> man disappears. A short time later there's another knock.  St. Peter 
> gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man 
> disappears once again. "Hey, are you playing games with me?"  St. 
> Peter calls after him. "No," the man's distant voice replies 
> anxiously. "They're trying to resuscitate me."